“Yeah, Raji totally stole my move.”
“My fault? Usually I’m on my ass by then, how is this my fault?”
“Let’s see… Interception, interception, sack…”
“I’m sure Kristin would be happy to show you some new dance moves.”
“We’re gonna win this many games this season.”
“Matt Cassel? I thought I was calling White Castle.”
“Here’s my card. I do pop warner and birthday parties too.”
“Nope, even from this angle we still suck.”
“It’s like looking into a soul-less mirror.”
“I love watching Bush on a big screen.”
“The rules clearly state no one can come within 5 feet of Tom.”
“Eenie, meenie, miney – guy in the white jersey!”
“2 wins in a row! We’re a dynasty!”
“Oh shit! It’s Darren Sharper!”
“Whoever concusses Newton gets to ride shotgun on the plane home.”
“Are you there Sean? It’s me, Drew.”
“Salsa time!”
“No, Eli looks more like this.”
“No offense, I just thought you guys might need a quarterback.”
“Not again! First the soap, now this.
“Don’t worry, I still have a job somehow.”
“Ha, you’re going to be a dad? Like, on purpose?”
“So you ever think about playing baseball. I hear the Mets have lots of open roster spots.”
“Ben! Not in public! There are children watching!”
“Good meeting fan club.”
“Hey Gurll!”
“Don’t tell Stafford, but his fly is down.”
“Hey Schwartz! This hand is coming for you after the game!”