“Just between you and me, I kinda liked the Foot Locker guys.”
“I promise, it’s all going to be okay from now on.”
“So do you guys just not tackle people without bounties?”
“Our children would have the worst hair.” “…And no souls.”
“We won? I swear this never happens to me.”
“Okay, linemen keep your hands ready. I’m gonna try to throw this one.”
“Don’t look so impressed Peyton, everyone beats the Raiders. Even Tebow.”
“And how did you like being a replacement ref?”
“You know what, let’s give Tim a try after all.”
“So will he be ready for the Super Bowl too?”
“Get out there and make them make bad calls!”
“Keep yelling at me and I’ll leave again!”
“So how did you keep your job without winning a game?”
“It’s been a while, you guys get this many downs, right?”
“Yeah, and then Belichik grabbed him, like this.”
“And you’re saying we’ve had these ‘running backs’ all along?”
“One of our running backs is about to go that way!”
“Hey you! Get the F#*K off our field!”
“Winning the Super Bowl was supposed to be more fun than this.”
“Replacement refs would’ve called that good.”
“The replacement refs never held my hand. I missed you guys.”
“Now I owe Michael a puppy.”
“My wife wears the pants.”
“You look open-ish.”
“Your turn to get tackled in the backfield with this.”
“Dear heavenly Father, and your son Tim Tebow, please show me the light to taking Kyle Orton’s job away.”
Breakfast Of Chumpions 