“Here Eli, come here boy!”
“Slapping the bass man!”
“What do you mean ‘next time I hit a teammate it’s a penalty’?”
“Don’t worry kid, after a while you get used to being on the ground.”
“Anybody seen our running game?”
“Wait until they’re about to take a knee, and then hit them!”
“You’ve seen what Chris does? Do that, only better.”
“Just so you know, I’m not very good at these.”
“Hey, if you ever need a long, blonde-haired backup like Peyton hade, let me know.”
“Gotta pick this up before Tim does.”
“I haven’t seen a scoreboard like that in 2 years.”
“How much am I going to have to pay you guys to get a win?”
“I’ll trade you this flag for your Funions.”
“Maybe I should try playing quarterback too.”
“Thanks for making me look good. Looks like I’ve got another huge contract coming my way.”
“Hey, thanks for being my one sober skill player.”
“Ah! My pride!”
“Is Tom the only one who still gets protected in this league?”
“I am the number 1 player on this team. And in no way is that depressing.”
“Bring it on in Ben. You know no means yes.”
“We are on fire!”
“I’ve got his helmet, what do you have?”
“Shoulder pad, maybe a little bit of side boob.”
“It’s fun to stay at the Y-M…”
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